THREADLESS DESIGNERS GET SPOOKY! SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY!

Halloween is almost upon us, and we wanted to ask the horror masterminds on Threadless a couple of spooky questions!

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Breaaad!" by Phil Tseng

Would you rather be trapped in a box full of spiders, snakes, or rats and explain why? 
I’d rather not be trapped with any of them! But if I had to, I think rats might not be as bad as the other two. I’m not a big fan of spiders—they can crawl in my ears or up my nose and hatch baby spiders in my brain! Snakes can be poisonous and they can slither up my shorts! Rats aren’t any better, unless they’re the rats from the movie “Ratatouille”. In conclusion, I would rather be trapped in a box full of rats from the movie “Ratatouille” so they can make me dinner. 

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Halloween Slice of Life" by Aaron Jay

If you died in a horror movie, how do you think it would happen? 
I would be the guy saying, “No you go! I’ll hold them off!” Things would get messy and the screen would fade out. However at the end of the film when all seems lost I burst back in and save the day, everyone asks me how I survived, I turn and look into the distance and say, “Because I bought this cool shirt from Randyotter.” 

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The Horde" by Aled Lewis

What weapon(s) would you have during a zombie apocalypse to survive? 
My primary weapon would be a fully automatic shotgun for use when I’m in a fix. My sidearm would be a 9mm pistol with suppressor for stealth and precision. My melee weapon would be a machete as a last line of defense when the ammo runs out. I’ll be fine. 

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Zombie at Tiffany’s" by Marion Cromb

What’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? 
Being chased by Cruella De Vil through an 8-bit 101 Dalmatians platform video game. This was when I was about 6! 

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Oh the Horror!" by Mat Pringle

If you were a horror villain, what would be your weapon of choice? 
In terms of aesthetics and efficiency you can’t go wrong with a straight razor but seeing as I’m an artist I think I’d have to opt for a sharpened pencil (3B) in the eye and perhaps an additional pencil (say non photo blue) in the other eye if I’m feeling particularly grumpy.

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Zombie Walnut" by Laurenz Loehr

What scares you the most? 
Roosters. They’re just unpredictable. Never trust them. 

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ZOMBIE SURVIVALIST" by Dan Hipp

How would you survive a zombie apocalypse? 
I wouldn’t, so I’m making sure to enjoy the time I have before the inevitable Z-Day ahead of us when we’ll all be worm food. 

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Parazombies" by Florent Bodart

If you could live through a horror movie, which one would you choose? 
Braindead. I would need a good lawnmower of course. And a lot of tranquilizers!