GET YOUR $12 ZOMBIE TEES. SINCE THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING.
Oh, that eerily unsettling sound you hear outside, of dirt moving, twigs cracking, and bones creaking? That’s just your old zombie friends, unearthing themselves from their graves and coming out to play for Halloween. Have no fear: they’ll probably just slowly stalk you in the single most methodical and terrifying fashion ever, scare you out of your mind, and then maybe eat your guts or something. We don’t really have any way to armor you against the undead, but we thought you could try suiting yourself up with pics of their friends, and maybe they’ll have mercy. Check out a lineup of our fave zombie tees below (on sale for only $12!); they may be your saving grace. We’d tell you to lock your doors, but c’mon. That won’t do anything.
Best not answer the door. It’s not the pizza delivery guy.
Remember when two against one felt threatening? Zombies don’t mess with child’s play.
It’s not just about the bed bugs, guys.
And all you wanted were flowers.
Actually, you should really, really become friends with this girl right about now.
It’s worse than you thought.
The one morning you’ll wish you overslept.
It’s safe to say the vacation’s over.
You may think you have a choice…
Zombies get sad, too. But they’ll probably still eat you.
There’s no longer a need for breakfast.
Be warned: These guys aren’t jumping out of planes just for the fun of it.
Even mythical creatures stand no chance against the hunger of the undead!