There’s nothing quite like stumbling upon a truly memorable product review. You know the ones—the reviews that make you wonder if the writer is a comic genius, a little unhinged, or both. At Threadless, we’ve seen our fair share of these gems, and honestly, they’re as much a part of the experience as the products themselves. So today, we’re not just sharing our favorite hilarious customer reviews, but also responding to each one. Get ready to laugh, maybe cringe a little, and discover the unexpected joys of shopping at Threadless.
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“Yummy design so nice so nom nom nom gozlidda waw good chub”
— Megan H.’s review of the “Chubzilla” T-Shirt by zogicorp and Jhnen VEE
Megan, your enthusiasm for “Chubzilla” speaks volumes—mostly in sounds we didn’t know humans could make. This shirt clearly has the power to unleash your inner monster, and we are here for it. Gozlidda waw, indeed!
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“Everyone at the gym liked this and commented. When I worked out and got sweaty, they asked how my kitty got wet.”
— Brinda’s review of the “Pocket Cat” T-Shirt by Benjimoji
WHOA. Brinda, it sounds like your “Pocket Cat” is quite the conversation starter at the gym—maybe in more ways than you expected. Who knew this design would come with a side of double entendre? Keep breaking a sweat and keeping them guessing.
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“My only two regrets in life are not divorcing my ex-wife before we had kids and not buying this hoodie sooner. Don’t make the same mistakes as me, buy now.”
— [REDACTED]’s review of “The Dirty Deli” Hoody by MurraysLeftHand
When you find a hoody that feels like the one thing you did right, you know you’ve struck gold. Whoever you are, [REDACTED], we’re glad you found some comfort in “The Dirty Deli” and hope it continues to keep you warm, both physically and emotionally. Let it remind you that it’s never too late for a fresh start (or a cozy new hoody).
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“This shirt changed my life. Blind, lost, wandering for days. Then the sun shine poured onto the path I needed to take. I heeded the signs, and it led me here.”
— Celeste’s review of the “Ro-Beau-Tech Stunt Cycle” T-Shirt by Uaeb
Celeste, it sounds like you found salvation in the most unexpected place—a killer t-shirt. Who knew “Ro-Beau-Tech Stunt Cycle” was the secret key to enlightenment? May your path always be this stylish and well-lit.
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“Awesome T, get dirt looks all the time.”
— Jarrod’s review of the “Let’s Summon Demons” Tank by Steven Rhodes
Jarrod, when you wear a shirt called “Let’s Summon Demons,” you know you’re inviting a few sideways glances, and we love that you’re embracing it. Whether they’re intrigued, confused, or just a little scared, it’s clear that this tank is living rent-free in everyone’s minds.
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“These shoes shout ‘Life is too short to wear ugly shoes.’”
— Bret F.’s review of the “Hypnoeyes” Shoes by High_not_tired
Bret, you’re absolutely right—no one has time for boring footwear. “Hypnoeyes” is here to remind everyone that if your shoes aren’t causing mild hallucinations for passersby, you’re doing it wrong. Wear them loud, wear them proud.
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“I was looking for a t-shirt for my 5 month old nephew who just started making pterodactyl-like sounds. This fun t-shirt is perfect!”
— Anna’s review of the “Terodactyl” T-Shirt by TeoZ
If he’s going to scream like a pterodactyl, he might as well look the part! Anna, we’re guessing your nephew may have been a prehistoric creature in a previous life. So, here’s to many more happy screeches ahead!
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“I actually had a guy stop and give me a hug once he read the shirt.”
— Jam’s review of the “Find Yourself” T-Shirt by kooky love
Jam, we love this! A shirt that inspires spontaneous hugs is a shirt worth wearing. Who knows, maybe “Find Yourself” is just the thing the world needs right now—one hug at a time.
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“I like the smell of new shirts.”
— Jan P.’s review of the “Great Ramen Wave” T-Shirt by Vincent Trinidad
Jan, there’s something uniquely satisfying about that fresh, new-shirt smell, isn’t there? We’re glad you’re enjoying it and hope the scent sticks around for as long as you want it to!
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“People are staring at me, and that feels great!”
— Maxime R.’s review of “Sup Dog” T-Shirt by Popcornpunk
Maxime, it’s not every day a t-shirt turns you into the main attraction, but “Sup Dog” seems to be doing just that. Whether it’s the design or your newfound aura of confidence, you’re giving everyone something to look at. Keep soaking up the attention—you’ve earned your moment in the spotlight!
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“Perfect. Subtle flex when I don’t have my 12 foot skeleton with me.”
— Jess’s review of the “12FT SKELETON CLUB” T-Shirt by robsheridan
Jess, the struggle of not being able to drag your 12-foot skeleton everywhere is real. Whether your bony buddy is guarding your front lawn or in storage between seasons, this tee lets you creep it real no matter where you are.
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“My phone case is the envy of all who see it. I love my sexy, ethical phone case.”
— Lilianna F.’s review of “Robin Postage Stamp” Phone Case by rlthull
Lilianna, you’ve unlocked the perfect balance of style and conscience with your “Robin Postage Stamp” phone case. Not only did your purchase directly support an independent artist, it also helped raise money for the National Audubon Society through Threadless Causes! Keep flaunting that phone—it’s got the kind of vibe we all want in our pockets.
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“This was an awesome shirt. Actually my second purchase of it as my first was stolen from my laundry basket.”
— Quincy’s review of the “Why So Cereals?” T-Shirt by verso.us
Quincy, when a shirt’s good enough to steal, you know it’s doing something right. Consider it a backhanded compliment—and maybe keep an eye on that laundry basket next time.
Think you’ve got a review that could rival these hilarious customer reviews? We’d love to see it! Share your unique (and honest) thoughts on any Threadless product, and who knows—you might just end up in our next round-up of customer commentary. After all, shopping is always better when we’re sharing a good laugh!
