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14 Life Tips From Your Cat

They’re cute, they’re moody, and they’re internet famous. No, we’re not talking about the Kardashians – we’re talking about your cats! Those furry balls of indifference captivate so many of our hearts, yet they don’t even seem notice our love. Despite their hesitation to be seen in the same room as you when others are around, your cat has a lot to offer up in the self-help department. You just have to pay closer attention.
Make your way through this list to pick up some life advice from your furry baby, then head on over and paw your way through $14 funny tees!

fuck

Careless Whisker” by David Olenick

Sometimes, it’s better to just let it go. Your cat may have nine lives, but she gives absolutely zero fu…

ninja

A French Ninja Cat” by Kyle Walters

Need to lay low? Try a disguise!

haz

I Can Haz Cheeseburger Spaceships?” by Tiffany Ambrose

Keep climbing, and reach for the stars. There might be food up there!

training

Training Day” by Daniel Arzola and Chris Phillips

Don’t let the man beat you down. You can’t be tamed, Lionheart!

drugs

Stop, Please!” by Willian Richard and Tobe Fonseca

Lay off the catnip.

wars

Cat-Cat” by Mike Mitchell

Having identity issues? reinvent yourself!

internet

INTERNET” by Bill Mund

It’s easier to accomplish big things with the help of some good friends.

freedom

Freedom Cats” by Francis & Laurence Minoza

Fight for what you believe in…

honest

Purrfectly Honest” by David Olenick

But know when to pick your battles.

lord

EVERY TIME  CAT CLEANS ITSELF IT IS WORSHIPPING THE DARK LORD” by Jerrod Landon Porter

Good hygiene is crucial, but potentially treacherous.

ambition

Ambition Killed the Cat” by Neil Gregory

Ambition is the key to success, but don’t get ahead of yourself!

bro

BRO OF ARMS” by Mitch Loidolt

Cut loose every now and then!

burger

Catburger” by Philip Tseng

Happiness is surrounding your life with good food and great people.

pawless

PAWLESS” by Katie Campbell

And lastly, there’s nothing wrong with feline good about who you are!

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Kyle Geib

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