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Don’t Be Green with Envy on St. Patty’s Day

by Carlyn Hill

You’re sitting there, eating some cereal, maybe watching some TV, when you see a St. Patty’s Day commercial. You dramatically drop your spoon and realize, I own NOTHING green…

St. Patty’s day sneaks up on you and then, from outta nowhere, is all:

hellooooo

But it ain’t too late to get your green on! We’ve narrowed down your search to some of our greenest designs that will have other people green with envy rather than you being green with envy while you wear, god forbid, white. Best of luck:

If you wanna rep your nerdiness…

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“Adventure Awaits” by Karen Hallion
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“Dead Pixels” by Aled Lewis
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“This is Not a Pipe” by Genee Cosden
green_rainbloodsmash_nerdy
“Rainbloodsmash” by KosMarkatos

If you wanna wear somethin’ cute – literally…

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“A Book Lover” by Lim Heng Swee
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“Angry Unicorns” by Anna-Maria Jung
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“Fail” by Budi Satria Kwan
green_susheep_cute
“Susheep!” by Darel Seow
green_sushi_cute
“Sushi” by Benjamin Ang
green_suchagreatheight_cute
“Such a Great Height” by Budi Satria Kwan
green_avocardio_cute
“Avocardio” by mogumogu
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“Yay! Big Hands!” by Teo Zirinis
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“Teealiens” by Sinan Ozdemir

If you wanna maintain your classy, ironic self, perhaps “support this cause” self…

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“Breaking Through to Freedom” by Raymond Cardones
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“Eagle Eye” by Ross Bruggink
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“My Favorite Playlist” by Herr von Bias
green_hypotomoose_classy
“Hypotamoose” by Simon Marmorek
green_infinitympg_classy
“Infinity MPG” by Ross Zietz
green_intergalacticcollection_classy
“The Intergalactic Collection” by Brent Schoepf
green_setspeed_classy
“Set Speed” by Dan Sheffield
green_peaceandhate_classy
“Peace and Hate. Can You Tell the Difference?” by Allan Faustina
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“Stop Destroying Our Planet. It’s Where I Keep All My Stuff” by Lawrence Pernica
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“Stone Jungle” by Andre da Silva Cruz

If ya don’t really dig bright green…

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“Gramodog” by Ben Chen
green_lovecraft_olive
“Lovecraft” by Draco
green_wander_olive
“Wander” by Jenny Tiffany
green_astroclub_olive
“Astro Club” by Eric Zelinski
green_Zombiefood_olive
“Zombie Food” by Ben Chen
green_papertiger_olive
“Paper Tiger” by Ross Bruggink

If you’re REALLY passionate about pandas (cuz they deserve their own category. They deserve their own category ALWAYS)…

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“Vote Pandas!” by AJ Paglia
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“Panda Weaving” by Ben Chen

If you’re celebrating with some dranky dranks (because dranky dranks trump green)…

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“Brewmance” by David Olenick
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“Beer!”
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“Le Beer (Elixir of Life)” by Enkel Dika
green_subliminalmessage_beer
“Subliminal Messaging” by David Olenick
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Carlyn Hill

Dad joke aficionado, cartoonist, & contributor for sites like HelloGiggles and The Mary Sue by night. When I'm not writing or drawing, you can find me in my cave of a room hanging out with my boyfriend, Netflix.