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Don’t Be Green with Envy on St. Patty’s Day

You’re sitting there, eating some cereal, maybe watching some TV, when you see a St. Patty’s Day commercial. You dramatically drop your spoon and realize, I own NOTHING green…

St. Patty’s day sneaks up on you and then, from outta nowhere, is all:

hellooooo

But it ain’t too late to get your green on! We’ve narrowed down your search to some of our greenest designs that will have other people green with envy rather than you being green with envy while you wear, god forbid, white. Best of luck:

If you wanna rep your nerdiness…

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“Adventure Awaits” by Karen Hallion
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“Dead Pixels” by Aled Lewis
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“This is Not a Pipe” by Genee Cosden
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“Rainbloodsmash” by KosMarkatos

If you wanna wear somethin’ cute – literally…

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“A Book Lover” by Lim Heng Swee
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“Angry Unicorns” by Anna-Maria Jung
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“Fail” by Budi Satria Kwan
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“Susheep!” by Darel Seow
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“Sushi” by Benjamin Ang
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“Such a Great Height” by Budi Satria Kwan
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“Avocardio” by mogumogu
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“Yay! Big Hands!” by Teo Zirinis
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“Teealiens” by Sinan Ozdemir

If you wanna maintain your classy, ironic self, perhaps “support this cause” self…

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“Breaking Through to Freedom” by Raymond Cardones
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“Eagle Eye” by Ross Bruggink
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“My Favorite Playlist” by Herr von Bias
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“Hypotamoose” by Simon Marmorek
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“Infinity MPG” by Ross Zietz
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“The Intergalactic Collection” by Brent Schoepf
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“Set Speed” by Dan Sheffield
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“Peace and Hate. Can You Tell the Difference?” by Allan Faustina
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“Stop Destroying Our Planet. It’s Where I Keep All My Stuff” by Lawrence Pernica
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“Stone Jungle” by Andre da Silva Cruz

If ya don’t really dig bright green…

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“Gramodog” by Ben Chen
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“Lovecraft” by Draco
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“Wander” by Jenny Tiffany
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“Astro Club” by Eric Zelinski
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“Zombie Food” by Ben Chen
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“Paper Tiger” by Ross Bruggink

If you’re REALLY passionate about pandas (cuz they deserve their own category. They deserve their own category ALWAYS)…

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“Vote Pandas!” by AJ Paglia
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“Panda Weaving” by Ben Chen

If you’re celebrating with some dranky dranks (because dranky dranks trump green)…

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“Brewmance” by David Olenick
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“Beer!”
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“Le Beer (Elixir of Life)” by Enkel Dika
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“Subliminal Messaging” by David Olenick
Carlyn Hill

Dad joke aficionado, cartoonist, & contributor for sites like HelloGiggles and The Mary Sue by night. When I'm not writing or drawing, you can find me in my cave of a room hanging out with my boyfriend, Netflix.