May the Sports be with You

Air Jesus

It’s the dead of winter, and what do we have to look forward to? Sports! Too cold outside to play them yourself, watching sports definitely counts as its own form of sports. You’ve lined up all the right food groups—chips, dips, meats, cheeses, pizzas, sandwiches, and more—and stocked the fridge with adult and non-adult beverages. Friends are joining for your watch party. Your overstuffed, trusty reclining chair awaits. Remote in hand, you’re ready for the win. 

But what happens when the commercial breaks hit? Rather than put the party on pause, keep jamming with these designs. From goofy puns, to hilarious dad jokes, and beer-related everything, these designs are the perfect game-day filler. Scroll through alone or with the whole team.

Slam Dunk!  

Design by selfsorter
Air Jesus” design by selfsorter

Holy slam dunk, it’s Jesus on the court! This guy’s got real air (and great hair!). Grab this design on a t-shirt for the next time you play a pick-up game at your local rec center. Your holy roller vibes will catch the other players off guard, so you can swoop in for the score. 

Seas the Day

Design by Haasbroek
Can Knot” design by Haasbroek

Look at you using “literally” correctly! So punny it’s funny, this design’s perfect for all those scouts out there looking to prove a point. Remind everyone you’ve got the merit badge for knot tying and you’re ready to set sail. Or confuse everyone because you don’t know a half hitch from a bowline.

Go Long!  

Design by Brock Davis
All-Conference Squirrel” design by Brock Davis

This furry little friend is nuts about nuts and headed straight for the end zone. That’s right, it’s a squirrel playing football! Get this design for your pal who plays a great offense or for your friend who’s a little nutty. 

Scan Here  

Design by Grant Shepley
Bar Code” design by Grant Shepley 

Clever and reminiscent of your favorite bar down the street (complete with the surly bartender), this design will have all the other regulars nodding to you from their stools. Get this for your fellow bar flies or wear it on your next Friday night out. 

Old-School Browsing 

Design by Yort Evangelista
Internet Explorer” design by Yort Evangelista

Get it? Do you get the joke? Great. Then get this design on a classic tee and wear it on your next camping excursion or trip to the Apple store. Gift it to your nerdy friend who’s incapable of unplugging. 

Drink Up  

Design by Nicholas Ginty
Take a Pitcher” design by Nicholas Ginty

Why take one beer, when you can take a pitcher? For beer drinkers and photographers, this design says what’s already on your mind. Grab it on a tee and cheers to a whole pitcher full of beer!

We all know who’s the real MVP. (Ahem, it’s YOU.) So don your best baseball cap and any of these hilarious designs to the next watch party. And cheers to whatever sports you’re watching (or not). May the odds be ever in your favor! 

Sarah Fischer

Doting on my house plants is how I fill my time when I'm not writing, reading, running or playing with my darling cats, Evelyn and Charlie. In a past life, if any of us live more than once, I might have been a French poet or horticulturalist. Powered by: beautiful cake, morning sunlight and black coffee.