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Scream Into the Void: 10 Political Tees for Our Nightmare Timeline

If you woke up today feeling like democracy is on life support and the United States is held together by corporate greed and misplaced nostalgia, you’re not alone. The post-election era has ushered in a new phase of collective political despair for a large portion of the nation, where the mood swings somewhere between resigned sigh and burn it all down. But if there’s one thing history has taught us, it’s that even in absolute chaos, we can still find humor, community, and righteous rage. Whether you’re here to laugh through the existential dread, make a statement, or simply revel in the absurdity of modern America, these political tees let you call out the chaos in your own way.


1. “Ew, Government” by Popcornpunk

“Ew, Government” by Popcornpunk

At this point, the phrase “small government” seems to mean “taking away people’s rights and shutting down the few government agencies that actually help.” Sometimes, the only logical response is to put on your flower sunglasses, hit the gas, and speed away from whatever dystopian policy proposal is trending this week.


2. “Cool Raccoon” by chemaskandal

“Cool Raccoon” by chemaskandal

The only ICE we acknowledge is the kind that keeps our drinks cold. The other kind? Yeah, we’re not fans of tearing families apart. If only the world operated with the same energy as this chill raccoon—sipping on ice water, minding his own business, and letting people live their lives in peace.


3. “I Hope You Get What You Deserve” by MidnightCoffee

“I Hope You Get What You Deserve” by MidnightCoffee
A portion of proceeds from this design supports the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), an organization dedicated to defending civil rights and liberties for all.

Ah, the ultimate phrase of passive-aggressive justice. Is it a heartfelt wish for good fortune? Or a cursed blessing laced with the kind of karma that eventually topples empires? That’s for the recipient to decide. Either way, this design is a masterclass in ambiguity—perfect for those moments when you want to say something just ominous enough to keep people on their toes.


4. “Oh My God, What the Fuck (USA)” by Effin Birds

“Oh My God, What the Fuck (USA)” by Effin Birds

No elaborate analysis needed here. This is a political tee for anyone who has opened Twitter, read the latest headline, and had to take a deep, soul-cleansing breath before muttering this exact phrase.


5. “Don’t Be a Bigot” by DearDarling

“Don’t Be a Bigot” by DearDarling

A wholesome PSA wrapped in a saccharine aesthetic. Bright colors, smiling flowers, and a simple message: Just don’t be an awful person. A wild concept, we know.


6. “Now That’s What I Call Late Stage Capitalism” by yipptee

“Now That’s What I Call Late Stage Capitalism” by yipptee

Billionaires are hoarding wealth while regular people Venmo their friends for rent money. The economy is just a high-stakes game of Monopoly where most of us never pass “Go.” This design is for those who understand that capitalism isn’t broken—it’s functioning exactly as intended.


7. “Trans Rights Are Human Rights Crocogator” by Alan Defibaugh

“Trans Rights Are Human Rights Crocogator” by Alan Defibaugh
A portion of proceeds from this design benefits the National Center for Transgender Equality, an organization that advocates for policies that improve the lives of trans people.

This dapper reptile isn’t just strutting—it’s making a statement. Decked out in trans flag colors, it delivers a simple truth: Trans Rights Are Human Rights. Because dignity, respect, and the freedom to exist as your true self aren’t up for debate, no matter what swamp of bad takes we’re wading through.


8. “America…It Could Be Better” by The Peach Fuzz

“America...It Could Be Better” by The Peach Fuzz

Understatement of the century? Probably. But at least this one keeps things optimistic. A solid choice if you want to make a statement without starting an argument at the grocery store.



9. “Was It Good for You…” by The Whiskey Ginger

“Was It Good for You…” by The Whiskey Ginger

Few creatures embody poetic justice quite like the praying mantis. This design takes a jab at the patriarchy with a nod to nature’s most infamous dinner date. No need to take it literally—just wear it as a reminder that outdated systems have an expiration date, and change is always on the menu.


10. “Become Ungovernable” by Decaffedepresso

“Become Ungovernable” by Decaffedepresso

Nothing captures the chaotic energy of modern resistance quite like a raccoon riding a duck. This design is for those who believe rules were made to be questioned, systems should be challenged, and sometimes, you just have to embrace a little bit of well-placed mayhem.


The future is unclear, but one thing is certain—political tees aren’t just about expressing frustration. They’re a reminder that you’re not alone in your concerns, and that humor, art, and activism are all tools for resistance. If you want to see even more Threadless designs that challenge the status quo, check out our Activism Collection. Because if we’re going down, we’re at least going down in style.

Rafael Velez

Copywriter at Threadless. Lover of thin-crust pizza, heavy metal, and B horror movies. Food source for a husky and two cats.