Roses are red
So is blood
So are brains
Be my Valentine?
With Deadpool last Friday and The Walking Dead triumphantly returning to us this past Sunday, this Valentine’s weekend was beautifully bookended with morbid goodness, for couple-y people and “forever a-loners” alike.
But of course, the one we’re most stoked about was seeing what “stuff and things” Rick and CORAL were doing. And so were you, beautiful fellow tweeters! Ahh yes, it’s good to be back!
Check out the tweet recap below. And as always, if you wanna be antisocially social with us, live-tweet The Walking Dead every Sunday on Twitter (@Threadless) using #ThreadTWD. Because we love you. Not as much as zombies, though. I mean let’s be honest.
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This Sunday Night’s biggest trend was undoubtedly puns on puns on puns….notice that I didn’t call it “Punday Night.”
Puns about the show’s return…
Oh how I’ve missed you all! Been decomposing over here for weeks waiting for this night @threadless#threadTWD
— keith groshans (@keithgdesign) February 15, 2016
Puns about Valentine’s Day…
No better way to say I love you. #EatYourHeartOut#Literally#IHeartTWD#threadTWD — Alex (@alleycat2007) February 15, 2016
Political puns (let’s get punlitica–I’m not even going to finish that)…
“We are gonna build a wall. It’ll be yuuuuuge, and the zombies will pay for the construction.” #threadtwdhttps://t.co/0mOoExXUE7
— FoodStamp Davis (@FoodStampDavis) February 15, 2016
But most of all…there were eye puns:
Eye can’t watch.#threadtwd @AMCTalkingDead — Dylan Morang (@DJmorang) February 15, 2016
Eye see what they did there #threadtwd — Jake Nickell (@skaw) February 15, 2016
Carl should have kept a closer eye on that kid #ThreadTWD — Jamie Curran (@jambourgini) February 15, 2016
SO many eye puns…
“Looking good, Carl!” – The Governor #threadtwd pic.twitter.com/fSFa4gBDFD — Lance Curran (@wearecareful) February 15, 2016
looks like carl will be able to finally get that red ryder bb gun he’s always wanted@threadless #threadtwd — Andrew (@_Beer_is_Good_) February 15, 2016
I want to show you the new world Carl…but only the right side of it. #threadtwd — keith groshans (@keithgdesign) February 15, 2016
Eye puns further than the eye can…you get it.
Eye. Can’t. Even. #ThreadTWD — Crashing Bore (@kurometarikku) February 15, 2016
I think that last one killed my ability to pun for awhile. #threadTWD
— Hawke (@batmanjohnson) February 15, 2016
And of course, we had our two winners of the night – best tweet and best selfie!
I want to show you the new world Carl…but only the right side of it. #threadtwd — keith groshans (@keithgdesign) February 15, 2016
@threadless wooo pic.twitter.com/Q1KZALoHIv — Hawke (@batmanjohnson) February 15, 2016
Featured image is “Zombie Romance” by Yannick Bouchard