SHIT’S GETTIN’ REAL.
The first 3/4ths of this episode kinda followed the same pattern that basically every other episode this season has followed. People are couple-y, Carol’s a badass, people leave the group, the people who leave regret leaving the group, aaand repeat.
But then, DARYL AND MICHONNE AND GLENN, U OK?!
Ahem…we sadly do not have the answers, but we do have a recap of the #ThreadTWD experience from this week. Check it out below!
And join us on Twitter next week for #ThreadTWD where, for the double-long episode, we’ll be giving away three times the prizes! So six instead of two. Just btw.
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Let’s start with the most important observation of the night: things Dwight looks like:
Dwight, aka the Toxic Avenger, is really starting to piss me off. #TheWalkingDead #threadTWD #TWD pic.twitter.com/Vh22XL9WQC
— Brando (@BelBivBrando) March 28, 2016
Dwight, is that you?? ? #threadtwd #PiratesOfTheCaribbean #twd @threadless pic.twitter.com/ljzg6HoscM — morgan (@morgamazing622) March 28, 2016
@threadless when Dwight looks in the mirror does he see the Hound or does the Hound see him? #threadtwd pic.twitter.com/X2I0rsuAx4 — TimScrib (@TimScrib) March 28, 2016
The relationship (fear) game was strong in this episode. People are happy, people are all coupled up and snuggly and have a big and little spoon to keep them warm at night…which means shit’s gotta get bad, right?
I mean, it’s a classic horror trope: the ‘ol don’t-have-sex-or-you’ll-die thing. Just ask the gym teacher from Mean Girls:
Is that your katana or are you happy to seem me? #threadtwd — keith groshans (@keithgdesign) March 28, 2016
People are too happy. Too many couples. This will end badly. #threadTWD — Alex (@alleycat2007) March 28, 2016
Someone is getting their heart broken or eaten or both tonight. #threadtwd #TheWalkingDead https://t.co/iIlcdn2F4m pic.twitter.com/MCEcsGstAL — Threadless (@threadless) March 28, 2016
I’m all about Richonne. Now all I need is Caryl and I’m good. #thewalkingdead #deadbuzz #threadtwd #caryl #richonne
— Goddess1903 (@goddess1903) March 28, 2016
Glenn leaving Maggie makes me cringe. Please don’t do this, #WalkingDead #threadtwd — Alex (@alleycat2007) March 28, 2016
No one else leaves might have been a good policy AN HOUR AGO. #threadtwd #twd #TalkingDead #deadbuzz — Kelly MacDonaldMason (@Kelly_MacD) March 28, 2016
Which couple is getting wrecked by the season finale of #TheWalkingDead? #threadtwd — Alex (@alleycat2007) March 28, 2016
Then, Carol may have left the group, but her badassery is anything but gone.
Not to mention, she starts driving a super Mad Max-y car…she does kinda look like Furiosa, when you think about it.
There goes Carol’s wish to stop killing… #threadtwd #thewalkingdead
— Aníbal E. Quiñones (@quinonesanibal) March 28, 2016
Carol rocking the Legion of Doom car. #TheWalkingDead #threadTWD #TWD #WhatARush pic.twitter.com/oA70ZUYl4I — Brando (@BelBivBrando) March 28, 2016
WOWWWWWW. Carol just reached a whole new level of badass. #ThreadTWD #TheWalkingDead @WalkingDead_AMC — Shannon (@jodfoster) March 28, 2016
Damn, Carol has gone full Taxi Driver. #TheWalkingDead #threadTWD #TWD #YouTalkingToMe? pic.twitter.com/sThwzDx1Hd — Brando (@BelBivBrando) March 28, 2016
Carol: Doesn’t want to murder. Will cut your ass down if you screw with her. #threadtwd #twd #TalkingDead #deadbuzz
— Kelly MacDonaldMason (@Kelly_MacD) March 28, 2016
Oh man…y’know the whole “If Daryl Dies We Riot” thing? It’s starting…maybe. Hopefully a riot won’t be necessary: 75% because we love Daryl, 25% because if he dies? That car up there is AMC, and the zombie horde = angry fans.
WAIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED. #THREADtwd — Hawke (@batmanjohnson) March 28, 2016
Uhhhh…. #TheWalkingDead #threadTWD #TWD pic.twitter.com/8GGC5zpntG — Brando (@BelBivBrando) March 28, 2016
That didn’t seem legit. #DarylLifer #threadtwd — Alex (@alleycat2007) March 28, 2016
word of advice to everyone in TWD: TURN AROUND! #threadTWD @threadless — Andrew (@_Beer_is_Good_) March 28, 2016
@threadless Me during the final few minutes of this week’s #TWD #threadtwd pic.twitter.com/PZyuF9hLVK — Spencer Harry (@Un_Popularly) March 28, 2016
What the actual fuck?????? #twd #threadTWD #amcTalkingDead — Kelly MacDonaldMason (@Kelly_MacD) March 28, 2016
IM BAWLING DARYL ?#THREADTWD #TWD #thetalkingdead — KEY-YUHNA! (@1Dfangirl10190) March 28, 2016
GUH, WE DON’T KNOW EITHER YOU GUYS. OUR EMOTIONS ARE IN CAPS LOCK RIGHT NOW. All we can do now is keep calm and look at some of the awesome selfies from the night: 
Carol….wait :( who’s gonna kick ass and make cookies now?? #threadtwd @threadless pic.twitter.com/q6gXMCEu32 — keith groshans (@keithgdesign) March 28, 2016
@threadless #threadtwd such thing as happy #zombie #selfie ?? :) pic.twitter.com/jY3FmWBR3Z — renee hansen (@iowamamaof3) March 28, 2016
@threadless fresh zombies right outta the school dance Danny and Sandy style… #threadtwd #TheWalkingDead pic.twitter.com/DFIY63tt1f — Victoria (@bowenmeow) March 28, 2016
Aaaaaand winner winners, brains for dinners. Tweet of the night:
Spiked-out VW? That’s how Ca(rolls)!#TWD #threadtwd #deadbuzz
— Dylan Morang (@DJmorang) March 28, 2016
Zombtee selfie of the night:
Carol….wait :( who’s gonna kick ass and make cookies now?? #threadtwd @threadless pic.twitter.com/q6gXMCEu32
— keith groshans (@keithgdesign) March 28, 2016
