STUFF HAPPENED, GUYS. BIG STUFF.
Gone are the all-is-well doldrums. This week, one character said “see ya!” to the group, we had to say “see ya!” to a character dead too soon (RIP), and a dude mayyy have had to say “see ya!” to his man-parts courtesy of Eugene.
Like I said, stuff happened.
In a world where nothing stays dead, nothing can stay calm and all acorn cookies all the time either. But before we plunge into the inevitable darkness of the next two episodes, let’s reflect on the good, the bad, and the bitey.
Two episodes left this season!! As per yuge, be antisocially social with us every Sunday and live-tweet #ThreadTWD with @Threadless on Twitter!
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First, METAL ZOMBIE. And not this kind of metal zombie, \m/, literally a metal-clad zombie. Seriously, a horde of these things would be like playing life in The Walking Dead on “hard mode.”
Well…at least now we know what Dr. Doom would look like as a walker.. #TheWalkingDead #threadTWD #TheWalkingDead
— Brandon (@Neonblacknoir) March 21, 2016
Darth Zombie #TheWalkingDead #threadTWD pic.twitter.com/TW7PAKDvuU — Aníbal E. Quiñones (@quinonesanibal) March 21, 2016
There are three things we should know not to trust by now: 1: Railroads…or any open roads, really. 2: Happiness. 3: Inspirational, impassioned speeches. After a slow beginning and my bad decisions (forget Coral staying in the house, the DOCTOR SHOULD ALWAYS STAY SAFE IN THE HOUSE, DENISE), it happened. There was an arrow shot right through our hearts, when an arrow was shot through Denise’s eye.
OMG … HOLY HELL ….. OMG!!!! #ThreadTWD — MizzMegatron (@MegMKline) March 21, 2016
WHY!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!??!?!??!!??! #ThreadTWD — MizzMegatron (@MegMKline) March 21, 2016
I blame Daryl and his shitty track record! #threadtwd #TheWalkingDead @TheWalkingDead @AMCTalkingDead #deadbuzz — Blú (@Hersheyhunt) March 21, 2016
And a collective fuuuuuuuuuuuuudge was heard ’round the world. @WalkingDead_AMC @AMCTalkingDead #ThreadTWD #TheWalkingDead #deadbuzz — Shannon (@jodfoster) March 21, 2016
im denise and welcome to jackass #ThreadTWD @threadless — Andrew (@_Beer_is_Good_) March 21, 2016
She was giving a speech I knew that shit was going to happen & they killed her w/ Daryl crossbow! #twd #TheWalkingDead #demdeadz #threadtwd — Amanda (@LynnetteFaye) March 21, 2016
HOLY SHIT SHE GOT ABRAHAM’D!!!!! #threadtwd #readthecomics — Alex (@alleycat2007) March 21, 2016
Aaaaand that’s why you don’t follow the tracks. #threadtwd — Alex (@alleycat2007) March 21, 2016
Damn Denise! #TheWalkingDead #TWD #threadTWD pic.twitter.com/ifGQL7EDS3 — Brando (@BelBivBrando) March 21, 2016
@threadless She was just giving the most uplifting speech of our zombie apocalypse lives!!! UGH!! #ThreadTWD — MizzMegatron (@MegMKline) March 21, 2016
And then, someone got bit…just…not in the way you’d expect…or by the person you’d expect…or in the place you’d expect. And the reactions were too much:
Did he just?? … OK that was confirmation #ThreadTWD — MizzMegatron (@MegMKline) March 21, 2016
Eugene needs to read some Cosmo. You’re not supposed to use your teeth! #threadtwd — Alex (@alleycat2007) March 21, 2016
Eugene’s got some kinda balls this season! #threadtwd @TheWalkingDead #deadbuzz #TWD — Blú (@Hersheyhunt) March 21, 2016
Eugene dick bite > Rick neck bite #TheWalkingDead#TWD#threadTWD — Brando (@BelBivBrando) March 21, 2016
In tonight’s episode, has Eugene bit off more than he can chew? #TWD #threadtwd — Adam Ray Weaver (@ohthatadam) March 21, 2016
Oh Eugene! ?? #ThreadTWD — Steve Castro (@atomikart) March 21, 2016
??#Eugene#TheWalkingDead#threadTWD — Brando (@BelBivBrando) March 21, 2016
Oh yes, we got a whole new meaning for the term “biter” in this show. But HEY, let’s move on to selfies! (psssst. Hey. If you don’t have any zombtees to use for threadtwd selfies, shop ’em at 30% off while ya can!)
Zombies got me going crazy #threadTWD #catlove #catzombiekiller pic.twitter.com/ITaOZTlKup — MizzMegatron (@MegMKline) March 21, 2016
@threadless I’m a zombie after working c2e2. Counts right? #threadTwd pic.twitter.com/LnpwV9EgAY — Hawke (@batmanjohnson) March 21, 2016
A tribute to the first zombie movie I ever saw- Night of the Living Dead! #threadTWD #TheWalkingDead @threadless pic.twitter.com/hAiDy5ofOd — Brandon (@Neonblacknoir) March 21, 2016
And the selfie winner, a.k.a the most adorable and epic selfie ever:
@threadless my zombie viewing compandre #threadtwd pic.twitter.com/u3fBllK72v — Bradley Baker (@bakerFIRE21) March 21, 2016