First it was throw pillows.

Then? iPhone 6s cases. 

Now? WORLD DOMINATIO–er, TOTES. Yes, we totes meant totes…

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Meanwhile in Shanghai” by temyongsky & Ruel Jun U. Andaya, “Huggers” by freehand.dk, and “Almost Take Off” by radiomode

With three different sizes, you can find the “just right” bag to your Goldilocks standards (note: our totes will not protect against bears…but there are, however, totes with bears ON them). 

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Choose from an 18″x18″, 16″x16″, or 13″x13″ tote. The largest would fit a giant fossil ’90s laptop, and the smallest would comfortably fit a kitten*. TotesBlog_2

*Not all kittens prefer travel by tote…no matter how dang cute it would be. Results may vary.

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It Grows on Trees” by John Tibbott

Our totes are constructed out of canvas that is tough-yet-smooth, much like Dwayne the Rock Johnson or James Bond. And much like Dwayne and James, our totes will keep your cargo safe.

(Featured photo design is “Pink Triangle Print” by nektarinchen)

Carlyn Hill

Dad joke aficionado, cartoonist, & contributor for sites like HelloGiggles and The Mary Sue by night. When I'm not writing or drawing, you can find me in my cave of a room hanging out with my boyfriend, Netflix.