Huh…no massive zombie hordes. No crazy deaths (minus Carl’s eye, RIP). No bad feels.
All’s been as chill as Jesus-character’s beanie-wearing, hippie-haired look the past few episodes of The Walking Dead…too chill. Which can only mean that shit’s about to hit the fan(s).
‘Til then, let’s take a look at some of the things that happened for this chill episode, and embrace it, people. Embrace the chill while you still can.
(And as per yeuze, live-tweet with us using #ThreadTWD on Sundays! One of us, one of us.)
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With nothing much else going on, Jesus has truly taken the wheel for this episode in terms of what we’re focusing on…mainly his beanie and meticulous hair.
I bet Jesus is bald under that beanie. #ThreadTWD #TheWalkingDead #TWD
— Daniel (@Munx1er) February 29, 2016
Why is everyone always so sweaty yet Jesus wears a knit cap and a leather trenchcoat? #ThreadTWD
— fredoindallas (@fredoindallas) February 29, 2016
Jesus’ hair is so beautiful and his hat so meticulously placed, he must be the son of God…or Jared Leto #threadtwd — Jamie Curran (@jambourgini) February 29, 2016
Jesus is going all Yoda on the camper, “Judge me by my manicured beard and immaculately clean beanie, do you?” #threadtwd #TheWalkingDead — Lance Curran (@wearecareful) February 29, 2016
Let’s just pray he and his beanie take the wheel when things start to inevitably turn sour in the (near) future. Kinda like the end of every Undercover Boss…
Jesus looks like the boss that goes undercover in the Undercover Boss show. #ThreadTWD #TheWalkingDead #TWD — Daniel (@Munx1er) February 29, 2016
But how does Jesus still have ombré highlights during the apocalypse?? #aintnobodygottimeforthat #threadtwd — morgan (@morgamazing622) February 29, 2016
No beanie! #ThreadTWD #TheWalkingDead #TWD — Daniel (@Munx1er) February 29, 2016
Alert! There is more hair under there! #threadtwd https://t.co/Fjp6qi6kuw — Threadless (@threadless) February 29, 2016
Then after Jesus, we’ve got fellow biblically-named fellow, Abraham. Who can’t stop making incredible innuendos about everyone else’s sex lives. And for that, we thank you, Abraham. Everyone else in the world may be dead, but Abraham’s keeping gossip very much alive.
POURING THE BISQUICK. Abraham you are perfection and we don’t deserve you. #threadTWD — Hawke (@batmanjohnson) February 29, 2016
Ugging bumplies? You are on fire Abraham, slow down I can only type so fast. #threadTWD — Hawke (@batmanjohnson) February 29, 2016
I feel like Abraham has morphed into Boomhauer this whole episode #threadtwd #TheWalkingDead pic.twitter.com/eUcMT0IRRQ — Lance Curran (@wearecareful) February 29, 2016
Porchdick….now Bisquick? Omg Abraham is the king of odd lines. #threadtwd — keith groshans (@keithgdesign) February 29, 2016
Good work everyone…I have an odd taste for pancakes. Time to go pour some bisquick #threadTWD — keith groshans (@keithgdesign) February 29, 2016
And remember how I mentioned that whole “shit’s about to hit the fan(s)” thing? Well…here’s a hint (***Possibleish spoiler alert? Kindasortanotreally?)
What is that three Negan’s this season. Wait now four. #threadTWD — Hawke (@batmanjohnson) February 29, 2016
#neganCount five #threadTWD — Hawke (@batmanjohnson) February 29, 2016
Seven seven seven Negan’s ah ah ah. #threadTWD #NeganCount — Hawke (@batmanjohnson) February 29, 2016
I’m excited for Negan to show up. Like sexually, not because he’s going to murder the shit out of someone. #threadtwd #JeffreyDeanMorgan — Alex (@alleycat2007) February 29, 2016
Negan has the saviors but they have Jesus #threadtwd #thewalkingdead — Lance Curran (@wearecareful) February 29, 2016
If this ep, by the way, felt kinda familiar, that’s because it kinda is. We all learned this lesson from A Bugs Life. And while that had a happy ending, this isn’t Pixar, you guys. Although how amazing would a Pixar zombie film be…get on that, Pete Docter.
Soooo this is pretty much the zombie version of Bug’s Life- the warrior bugs are gonna fight the grasshoppers #threadTWD — Lindsey Pyne (@pynestuff) February 29, 2016
Outlaws takes 1/2 towns food. Band of misfits offers 2 kill the bad guys? have i seen this before? #threadTWD pic.twitter.com/h668fPVThx — keith groshans (@keithgdesign) February 29, 2016
And I didn’t know where to put this one but damn it, I like it and you probably will too:
Gregory is like The Architect from the Matrix movies. Rick isn’t the first Rick. #threadtwd #thewalkingdead pic.twitter.com/dfsbrGnHD8 — Lance Curran (@wearecareful) February 29, 2016
And finally, we have our winners this week for best selfie and best tweet! Until next time, everyone…zompocalypse-Jesus, save us all…
tweet of the night! We’ll DM you. Thanks for playin’ everyone! See ya next week! #threadtwd https://t.co/LSaPBfl69G — Threadless (@threadless) February 29, 2016
Selfie winner! (In probably his 29th win for this category…y’all are missin’ out on some cash here:) ) #threadtwd https://t.co/ptajfxS3R2
— Threadless (@threadless) February 29, 2016
