So I hope we’ve all been doing our breathing exercises after last week’s trauma-fest of an episode.
But this week? We didn’t need a filler episode. We didn’t need time to grieve. No, we needed answers, damn it. And y’know what we got?
A goat. A freakin’ goat.
Sure, we all ended up actually caring about the goat – I’m sorry, Tabitha the goat – but what were we supposed to do?! We had to do SOMETHING with all of these residual feels.
Luckily, even though the episode was meh, everyones’ Twitter game for #ThreadTWD was seriously on and entertaining (and y’know, if you think you can do better, live-tweet with us using #ThreadTWD and show us what you got!)
Let’s review, shall we?
This wasn’t even a Walking Dead episode. Instead, it was pretty much a crossover with ALL the other fandoms
It’s the Dude! #ThreadTWD#TheWalkingDead — Daniel (@Munx1er) November 2, 2015
I feel like I saw this in Jurassic Park once. #ThreadTWD#TWD
— Jack E. (@TweetsFromJack) November 2, 2015
Good to see Kevin Spacey hiding out in the zombie apocalypse #Threadtwd #TheWalkingDead @threadless
— The Joe Show (@joeshowhd) November 2, 2015
Drew Carey’s older brother Steve is a staff wielding bad ass. #Threadtwd — Mikey O’Leary (@MichaelROLeary) November 2, 2015
Did Morgan just get taken out by middle aged Luke Skywalker? @MadScienceMandy #TheWalkingDead #ThreadTWD @threadless — Howard Stump (@hrstump) November 2, 2015
This while episode just makes me think Kung Fu Panda except for all the messy killing. Not so much that #ThreadTWD — Jamie Curran (@jambourgini) November 2, 2015
@threadless Who knew Hank from Breaking Bad was a great teacher? #Threadtwd
— TimScrib (@TimScrib) November 2, 2015
That goat is gonna end up like Sam from I Am Legend by midseason #TheWalkingDead #TWD #Threadtwd pic.twitter.com/7N5JcBLeGW — Amanda (@RatedAR) November 2, 2015
Morgan will just keep running into martial arts experts and learning new lessons for the Into the Badlands crossover #threadtwd — Lance Curran (@wearecareful) November 2, 2015
Morgan just got owned by Twisty the Clown…. the ultimate in crossovers…. #AHSFREAKSHOW and #TWD @hrstump #ThreadTWD @threadless — Amanda Bundek (@MadScienceMandy) November 2, 2015
And then…Tabitha…
THAT MAN IS MARRIED TO A GOAT. #Threadtwd #nope — Hawke (@batmanjohnson) November 2, 2015
Protect Tabitha at all costs. #taskforce #Threadtwd #TheWalkingDead
— The Joe Show (@joeshowhd) November 2, 2015
I was just thinking that this show needed more goat closeups. #Threadtwd — Hawke (@batmanjohnson) November 2, 2015
Tabitha for dayzzz…
@threadless #threadTWD guess it stood for Tabitha Will Die all along #TWD — ❣mel ♛ #WeTheNorth (@joejonasfan_xo) November 2, 2015
HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO TABITHA https://t.co/5R0vdShtu5 #Threadtwd — Hawke (@batmanjohnson) November 2, 2015
@TweetsFromJack HER BODY ISN’T EVEN COLD AND YOU PULL THIS STUFF. #Threadtwd#HerNameWasTabitha#ripTabitha
— Hawke (@batmanjohnson) November 2, 2015
But to break up the…whatever the strangeness of this episode was, we did a flash challenge that got some pretty hilarious responses:
@threadless I’m a graphic designer. I would probably just take a photo and photoshop the apocalypse out. Or add some memes. #Threadtwd
— Brendan Gepson (@dr_whobacca) November 2, 2015
@threadless Marketing, so I could try and sell a bad situation to better my situation #TomSawyerSalesTactics #ThreadTWD #TWD — Jack E. (@TweetsFromJack) November 2, 2015
@threadless accounting, I am pretty sure anything would kill themselves just by me talking about numbers all day #deathbynumbers #ThreadTWD — MizzMegatron (@MegMKline) November 2, 2015
@threadless I’m a journalist, and we could trick zombies into painstakingly long interviews while we alert the public to get away #Threadtwd — Madalyn Hoerr (@madalynmh) November 2, 2015
@threadless financial planner. I would use myself as fodder to help others survive (there’s no transferable skills) #Threadtwd — Pan (@PanofSCU) November 2, 2015
And as always, we had some awesome winners too. For tweet of the night…
#neverforgoat #Threadtwd — Hurricane Jen-kins (@Gen_eral_Jen) November 2, 2015
And the winner of our flash challenge…
@threadless I make maps, so I’d obviously get people lost on purpose and take their protein bars. #threadtwd#TheWalkingDead
— cat (@catiscrafty) November 2, 2015
Featured image is “Holy Goats” by Andrew Gimetzco
